Ashley Cole Shoots Student: Twitters Top Jokes

When it comes to Twitter it’s a great source of information, you can find just about anything and everything. It’s quite often at the centre of controversy when it comes to sport or it certainly has been recently with the incident involving Ryan Babel. Since then the FA has warned players that Twitter will be closely monitored.

It’s not all bad though, if you follow the news then you will already know that Ashley Cole the England and Chelsea left-back shot a work-placement student with a pellet shot from a rifle. Over at Bloomberg they have reported on the incident with quotes of things that his Cole’s manager Carlo Ancelotti has said. Following on from the incident we caught wind of some of the jokes that are circulating on Twitter so here are some of the best separated by “!”.

Ashley Cole might have shot the work experience kid, but it was Didier Drogba that fell to the floor in agony! Ashley Cole – Once a gunner always a gunner! It’s the last time any of the Chelsea Lads will ever joke about Ashley Cole having a tiny weapon! What are the three scariest words Carlo Ancelotti can use at Chelsea? “Extra Shooting Practice”!

The ones shown above are just some of our favorites courtesy of If you were wondering, Ashley Cole will still play against Manchester United as mentioned in the Bloomberg report above.

We are always open to you’re a bit of fun so why not post some of your Ashley Cole shooting jokes in the comments section below.